Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

by Brisbane Planking Accosiation May 13, 2011

plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

I pushed my boss off the plank.

by Saints October 27, 2003

plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.

I've got a plank!

by Manshenstein February 06, 2011

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 09, 2017

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic

We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove

by Emr🗿 February 08, 2021

Planking

The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites

Joe was planking on top of a park bench and posted the picture to Facebook.

by HACKAMUH May 28, 2011