Plangent

A tangent that you plan ahead of time in case conversation becomes odd.

"Jake started talking about his ex-girlfriend so I said, 'hey, have you heard about that new movie called ex-girlfriend?' Yeah, it was an awesome plangent."

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin September 3, 2005

plango

Sexual intercourse with four or more people involved in which they replicate famous landmarks.

It takes four to plango Oh my god, they plango'd the Statue of Liberty! I've never seen a better plango of the Eiffel Tower That plango was beautiful, they really caught the majesty of Mt. Rushmore

by gabzzz<3XD December 8, 2012

planger

When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.

"What the fuck is this planger Gary? Clean this shit up or I'll slap your nuts"

by Matthew dooo wanking plad sniffer August 30, 2006

Plange

Not the best English teacher you could imagine. Can speak neither proper English nor the language of the country he's lived in for a quarter of a century.
He also has trouble with keeping order, isn't good at teaching at all and gets his student to make his lessons.

jk mr. Plange you're the best <3

Are you?

I'm not so sure anymore.

Maybe ig?

Or just not.

Yeah no just not.

Not the best teacher, definitely not.

Guy 1: Plange
Guy 2: lmao

by 13JR May 11, 2022

plange

The Most Solid Family In A Certain Town Or City. Usually A Family Of Black People Consisting Of Three Brothers Who Are Extremely Muscular And Resemble Gangstars. They Also Usually Have A Glamourous Blonde Girlfriend and Are Known For Their Flashy Sports Cars.

Boy : I wouldn't wanna fuck the with any planges.
His friend: me either man, they'd rip me to shreads!

by lollypop93 October 14, 2011

plangtastick

Awesome, of or pertaining to awesomeness and its awe-inspiring-ness.

Person 1: Hey, wasn't that plangtastick???
Person 2: YEA!!! THAT WAS SOOOO PLANGTASTICK!!!
Person 3: You are retarded.
Person 1: Shu-up.

by the norgate February 22, 2004

plang

plang is a melancholy term that is always written in lowercase and usually involves elipses. Its origin stems from a commenter on TheStreet.com who tends to hold a negative view of the world, but rarely expresses it in an enthusiastic manner. It can be used as a noun, interjection, verb, adjective, or adverb, depending on the context and added letters. (Also acceptable: plangy, planged, planging, planger)

"There's a nuclear bomb headed directly toward my house. plang."

"Don't invite Sam to the party. He's such a planger."

"the average joe should not be able to get a loan..
By plang
on 5/14/10 7:27 AM"

"without fannie there would be no real estate market.with the US 16 months into a growing depression fannie is the sole lender...
By plang
on 5/10/10 5:51 PM"

by LTL June 12, 2010