patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014

pisched

(pished)

noun

1. when a Minnesotan redneck is very annoyed or angry

"The Denali is out of fuel, I'm pisched!"

by Nizzard Lizzarf February 21, 2014

pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005

tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.

"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"

by MFT May 28, 2005

pitcher

Lesbian expression for the woman giving pleasure to her partner, versus catching for the pleasure reciever. Often the dominant partner is the pitcher.

Betty was a pitcher - she got off best by pleasuring her lovers, instead of catching - receiving pleasure from them. .

by Nounouchka July 14, 2015

Cincinnati pitcher

A person who posts up in his lawn chair and smokes his weed and never leaves such position

Cali Sunshine. I tried to break into the house but the guy was posted like a Cincinnati pitcher

by Xtyhm September 20, 2009

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011