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Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

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"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009
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Pipe Swipe

When a girl steals a guy from another girl. Female version of Rack Jacking.
"God the Mia girl is such a bitch, she tried pipe swiped Olivia's boyfriend!"
by I WIN AGAIN April 26, 2010
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pipe line

A long stream of pipes going across a large area. Has an unnecessary amount of sexually related definitions to it on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: "I live close to that oil pipe line."
by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023
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Kwak Pipe

Kwak (less commonly used full name "Pauwel Kwak") is a Belgian strong pale ale brewed by Brouwerij Bosteel in the town of Buggenhout, Belgium. Although a very good beer in its own right this particular Belgian ale is probably best known for its signature, branded glassware, which is a smaller version of a yard style glass complete with wooden stand. This type of drinking vessel was more traditionally known as a coachman's beer glass, reputedly designed to make it easier for drivers of horse-drawn carriages to be served beer while they were making stops along the road.

The "Kwak Pipe" is a roughly 10 inch high ensemble of branded Pauwel Kwak glass fitting into its also branded wooden stand with integrated handle, designed so that the glass, which is not stable on its own, can be handled within the wooden stand and holder.

The appearance of a Kwak served in its traditional glass at a bar is often a source of interest to other bargoers. It is not unusual for patrons seeing the glassware to pipe up with inquiries about the beer or orders for one of the same. The very signature glassware is what I personally refer to as a "Kwak Pipe".
Barkeep, be a good fellow and fetch me a refill on this Kwak Pipe!
by Hirschamania December 30, 2016
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pipe and repiped

When you have sex with a girl at night then wake up and bone her again in the morning. Also known as P&R.
Sean: Hey man, did u bone that slut last night?
Sam: Of course. I pipe and repiped (P&R'd) her and she loved it. She can't walk today because of my girthzilla pipe.
by srh5052@psu.edu April 7, 2011
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dirt pipe milkshake

To give a person a dirt pipe milkshake, you would cumin that person ass hole and have them spirt it, and then watch them drink the cum that has come out of there ass.
Billy: "Jane can I cum in your mouth when we fuck?"
Jane: "Hell no! Cum in my ass and then i drink it.I love a dirt pipe milkshake"
Billy:"That sound like you realy want a dirt pipe milkeshake to me."
by Little Jonny May 4, 2006
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Second-Hand Pipe

The act of kissing a girl after she has recently given someone oral sex. most common at highschool parties.
"You hear about that party this weekend? My boy D Money kissed some chick 45 minutes after she gave Jamal head. It was a tragic case of Second-Hand Pipe"
by xRbN09xd2009 August 12, 2009
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