bog pinning

The art of using ones mobile phone for recreational purposes whilst taking a good shit.

Neil, where you been?

Bog Pinning mate.

Yeah, good shit?

Bangin bro!

aka just Pinning for short.

by Joeiss October 10, 2014

Pining

When a man is separated from his love either by distance or break-up. The man heart is so lonely and whilst thinking of his love, a tear or two comes to his eyes.

The Greek man was pining for his beloved Pakistani girl. His random thoughts of her (stroking her hair, looking in her big brown eyes) would bring him to a place of utter contentment.

by ctwoman April 28, 2012

porky pigging

to drive around naked from the waist down.

Let's go get drunk and go porky pigging in the Wal Mart parking lot.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Penginas

A cross between a penis and a vagina. Sadly, the sighting of a penginas has never been recorded in medical history, but if one was spotted, this is what it would be called.

"That's no ordinary large clitoris, that's a penginas."

by Boycy September 29, 2004

Panging

An intense almost painful craving for your favorite food or drink.

I started panging as soon as I pulled into the Dunkin drive through, thought I'd pass out before I got my coffee.

by SputumMan April 16, 2011

pinguin

1) A variation of a penguin. The substitution of the letter 'e' for the letter 'i' signifies the adding of "cuteness" to the name.

2) When introduced to cosmic rays or radioactive beams, a penguin mutates into a pinguin.

When the mad scientist zapped the penguin with an atomic laser, the penguin turned into an adorable little man eating pinguin.

by Burdman June 19, 2006

Pinning the blame on the donkey

1. A clever pun derived from the popular game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey. This fraise is used when all the blame and problems of a situation are being placed upon a single person. In this situation the person responds with the aforementioned statement.

Group of People: You suck Andre, this is all your fault!

Andre: You guys are just Pinning the blame on the donkey

Group of People: Oh Andre you're so funny... PIN THE BLAME ON GARRET!!!!

by Crazyscudderz May 21, 2011