There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021

Pandemicy

The occurrence of a Pandemic.

In 2009, Hans Rosling made an analysis about the pandemicy of our planet.

by Eighty-Two October 17, 2010

pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020

Pandemic

It’s a worldwide or viral infection;disease that can be transmitted from touch or contaminated surfaces. It also means that it’s an infection that travels from country to country or state to state. Another meaning is that it’s an infection that can kill others not only little people but more than you’d might think.

New York has become the epicenter of the pandemic infection.

by heyitsrex March 27, 2020

left wing pandemic

A right wing extremist belief that the COVID-19 pandemic was started by a left wing conspiracy to topple Trump.

This is a left wing pandemic born in a Wuhan lab and we all know it!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Pandemica

Pandemica refers to the period of modern time when COVID-19 changed the way most people lived their everyday lives as of early 2020. Strange days indeed, life in pandemica has completely altered the way most human beings interact, with social distancing being at the top of that list.

“Life in pandemica is a real cockblock. I can’t even get laid for fear of dying and because I have no toilet paper left in my house! Dammit!!!”

by AliSoFlo May 19, 2020