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Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
by Bible Author June 9, 2014
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princing

Verb: To spontaneously start singing the theme to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It generally occurs in a large groups, but it can still happen to an individual. Usually, most people in the area stop what they are doing to join in.
So, I was with all of my friends and we just started Princing. It was awesome.

Ex:
Bob: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Joe: Ok.
Bob: So, I was shooting some--
Joe (joined in by Bob later): b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like?
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror!
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air!
by Michael Domenic February 27, 2008
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piecing

"Hey, did you know he was piecing Marissa?"
by kram-pooh March 1, 2004
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piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.
i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.
by Kacissa September 26, 2008
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pinking shears

Replaces the word scissoring when the two women involved both have vaginal piercings.
They had their pinking shears out hot and heavy.
by S.C.A.B. September 15, 2019
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pinning messages

A form of ridicule to those who do not think before they speak. Admins and mods often pin messages to embarrass and shame those who accidentally send messages that give misunderstandings mostly to their gender, pp size, and interest in anime characters.
Boy, David sure got it when an admin was pinning messages about him being gay.
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