Pimp Clamp

The clamp you put on a prostitute when she doesn't pay her bills.

I wanted to bag Lafawnduh but she had a pimp clamp on her

by CaptainBops January 23, 2024

pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

Pimp O'Clock

When pimpin goes down.

Where my hoes? It's Pimp O'Clock!

by TheWatchingChief16 December 1, 2010

simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

by professorpimpin March 5, 2022

Pimp's Cup

A favorite beverage of many of the "high"-modernists (an artistic subculture of stoners within the modernist movement), a Pimp's Cup is a mixed drink made by pouring a Pimm's Cup into a large, jewel-encrusted, gold chalice and mixing with an equal part of Colt .45.

Snoop Dogg and F. Scott Fitzgerald attended my social gathering on East Egg the other day where we enjoyed a discussion about modernism and bitches over several Pimp's Cups.

by OedipusTRex November 28, 2013