Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010

pinching a grumpy

Taking a shit

I'm pinching a grumpy

by shaykay85 May 17, 2014

phone pinching

holding the corner of your phone over dangerous places and taking a photo

dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!

by yeahtheboys November 24, 2015

pinching a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

pinching my vibe

To pinch someone’s vibe is to trash someone’s plans or ideas.

“Hey! You’re pinching my vibe!” Megan said when Ali dissed her choice of movie.

by clerxn October 28, 2019

Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010