puttee

A sweet, delicate, delcious, desirable vagina. See also booty but much sweeter and more refined.

Dude, she has the sweetest puttee.

or

Baby, how's your puttee?

by Crusha July 2, 2004

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

petterass

A "petterass" has nothing to do with pedophilia, peters or asses you guys. Petterass is a way of calling someone PETTY and refers to something/body which is a trifle, unimportant, petty, minor matter or small. You would be more accurate to say someones small peter is petterass, but it really refers to their actions and attitude. Again-- petterass as meaning petty, small and minor doesn't refer to some guy petting small minors. HAHAHAHA!!! That is rich!

His critique of our definitions was petterass and banal.

by AsherReturns December 8, 2006

Tiger Petter

A person that is so stupid they would reach their hand into a Tiger's cage and attempt to pet it...and then try to sue the Zoo because the angry Tiger that was wrongfully taken from its home in Africa, bit off the Tiger Petters hand.

Little Billy cannot be that dumb, he tried to pet the pissed off tiger at the zoo...Tiger Petter for sure.

by UnderØath February 18, 2009

petteded

to pet a chao when it cries

the chao is crying because i didnt petteded it

by Spiffy August 26, 2003

Pattee

Pattee, also known as Pattee Hewes, is a long time running joke amoung colleges. She was the classic "over-achiever"--earned straight A's in all APs, held high position in countless clubs, and received a perfect score on her SAT. She wanted nothing more than to go to Yale, so she was rarely seen without her Yale garb. She even wore her Yale sweatshirt to other college campuses! Pattee resolved not to apply anywhere else but her top choice, since in her mind, she was a shoe-in. To her shock, she was rejected from Yale due to her "lack of personality" and arrogance in only applying to her top choice. Pattee ended up attending her local community college. It is now common to hear on various college tours "We don't want a Pattee Hewes; we want YOU!!"

Don't be a Pattee Hewes; be YOURSELF!!

by patteelover December 16, 2008

pettener

A Pettener is someone who tends to act clever, they also are compulsive liars and have a height problem. They will never accept an answer if they got it wrong because of their stubbornness. They also have a desire of collecting Tomatos and placing them in jars around each other while they sleep. Their final move is that they illegally download life starting from music to thousands if dollars to whole houses. The overall look is that they are regardless of mental disorders Mongino or as the Italians would say 'Mongolio'
Hey that guy is an idiot

Yeh he's a real Pettener

by DoctorDave January 3, 2014