Pasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.

Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.

by Embargo October 15, 2012

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 24, 2003

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

Stew-Posting

Stew Posting is similar to Fed-Posting but slightly toned down. However, it's much more impactful as it can damage and hurt a political movement, particularly a right-wing movement far worse than Fed-Posting. Stew Peters is a right wing commentator who decided to go after Marjorie Taylor Greene after she spoke at the AFPAC conference, or the America First Political Action Conference. He did this despite Marjorie Taylor Greene supporting AFPAC and Nick Fuentes, even though her political motivation and beliefs may be insufficiently AF. Stew messed up a good relationship with America First and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and in turn, messed up AF's chance of gaining mainstream political traction.

Aye man you Gotta stop Stew-Posting. Gosar isn't perfect, but he's helping us out.

by AKM123-2005 March 2, 2022

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009