petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

Petardoppio

A really good looking potato with a very big d. Loves spending time with his grandmother and always satisfies her needs. He corrects people on every topic possible. Adores engineering mechanics and is passionate about the science of materials. Sports person who looks after his body and goes to the gym on a weekly basis.He even starves himself periodically, just to stay healthy! Loves taking walks when things get hard in the middle of the night. A prankster by soul - enjoys watering people with water guns when they least expect it. He is a kind and loving person who cares about his friends, family and especially his grandma!

-Hey, Petardoppio, what are you doing later this evening? We could go to the lake with the others.

-No, sorry, I have plans with my grandma. I promised to make dinner for her.

by Maraika July 17, 2023

Petarded

People that demonstrate their stupidity by being hoisted in ignorance by their own lack of words. Having to face the reality of "not knowing" despite the interaction with others more knowledgable than you.

At the end of the day, the bluster was ended when the petarded dude was asked to demonstrate his lack of knowledge by asking him to put up or shut up.

by Charlie Currie December 19, 2023

Peptard

A chronically online gym/crypto-adjacent male who is irrationally obsessed with peptides, convinced they are the solution to everything—from gains to heartbreak to financial loss. Typically exhibits delusional confidence, questionable decision-making, and an inability to shut up about “optimizing”.

Bro got rugged for 80% of his portfolio and immediately ordered more peptides… he’s a full-blown peptard.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Peptardmaxxing

The act of fully committing to the peptard lifestyle—stacking random peptides, chasing peak optimization, ignoring consequences, and believing you’re one injection away from becoming a god.

He hasn’t slept, sold his car for SOL, and just added three new compounds to his stack… he’s peptardmaxxing at an elite level.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Petard

When a person thinks he's a socialist/communist but really isn't/ is a nazbol.

That guy I spoke to at the bus stop was such a petard!

by alpenglow64 May 25, 2025