Kristen: how was it guuurll?
Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.
Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis
Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.
Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis
by afkooni July 15, 2016
Get the Persian penis mug.A person who comes from the country Iran and: 1) Has tan skin, 2) Hairy (men) or exceptionally hot (women), 3) Has a BMW or a Mercedes, 4) Shiite Muslim (for the most part), 5) Tell some people that they are Italian, 6) Drinks more tea than needed.
by Laurence of Arabia January 13, 2006
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I have a friend who is persian, so all you mother fuckers who want to bash them can fucking go to hell!
by TallicaD00dX May 3, 2005
Get the persian mug.A name often given to a female of Persian descent that is good in the bedroom. Not all Persian ladies qualify but most would fit the bill. Most of the time if you see an exotic woman that you would like to escort to the bedroom, you are most likely craving some "Persian Yum Yum"
Heraldo: "Dude I need a change in my life sexually, something to spark it up a bit..."
Neema: "Bro you need some Persian Yum Yum."
Neema: "Bro you need some Persian Yum Yum."
by TheSleepingGiant December 16, 2010
Get the Persian Yum Yum mug.whoever wrote the other definition (the definition by parviz) is plainly stupid. he's just a true fob trying to cover up his own fobness
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
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just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
by the persian definer December 25, 2008
Get the persian fob mug.A Persian Jew is actually an Iranian Jew*. They can be found in tiny apartments in Westwood and Beverly Hills. They scrap nickels and dimes just to drive their German cars but never donate to any charities except for Jewish foundations. They are the most narrow minded out of their Hebrew counterparts because they derive from a Muslim nation with outdated Islamic traditions incorporated into their daily lives. Iranian Jews have thicks skulls and no respect towards people of other backgrounds. Their men look like women and their women resemble to men. Short, thick, dark, and ugly. Iranian guys are huge wussies and can't fight- the only thing they can do is talk shit behind your back. 99.9% of them are primitive and well-versed in the ability to bs. Beware.
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