Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010

mindflayer perk

honestly i overlooked this perk
the mindflayer perk is a perk from the Roblox game decaying winter
It releases a spider which literally controls the enemies (aka scavengers)
I expected it to be good but it's lowkey mid
Notes:
Enemies must be atleast at 79/80 (?) Hp to control them
Damaged enemies will regen their health fully
You can't control alien babarue (aka skinner), billie eilish (aka hanger), ultraman max (aka sickler), not larry with shield (aka guards) and arabic sniper (aka yosef)

mindflayer perk is kinda mid

by mgkisgood6969 May 3, 2022

upper perk night out

Appoarching a women/man on the street in the town on upper perk, pa. on a friday night;forcefully pulling the women/man into one's vehical and driving them to an undiclosed location. From there, a group of town's men will begin to insert their penis' into the subject while a "chairmen of service" resites punishments of the previous victem

I'm going out on a upper perk night and having great fun

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Berk Perk

A berk perk happens when a lonely man goes to a strip club by himself and spends money on strippers that he actually thinks like him finally when he puts his last dollar in the thong of a 45 yr old granmother of three she climbs off the stage and fluffs his junk

Matt went to the strip club in hopes of a berk perk

by crazycrys0411 July 27, 2010

Booty perk

The ones act of crushing a painkiller shoving a straw into ones anus and then having someone blow the powder into the ass.
Presumingly to enter the bloodstream faster.

(MAN)Dude did you get a video of that chick gettin the booty perk?

or if a woman is asking,
Baby will you give me that booty perk?

by Strech Mcgee April 18, 2011

pandemic perk

A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.

E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.

Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.

by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020

cheese grater's perk

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.

"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."

by C3POwen October 6, 2011