perjuben

The most prestine cooch, well groomed and clean, slight floral scent.

Bro Sarah was bouncing her perjuben on my boingy and made me creben

by The geeben boobin December 1, 2022

Yam Peruse

To carefully examine a young woman's booty but quick enough as to not get caught.

Bro did you see that girl over there? I had to do a quick yam peruse when i saw her.

by BiggHomieWan January 20, 2020

Percussionist

The professional asshole of the band. Cymbals, the grunts if the section, are responsible for getting the higher caliber percussionists' stands and music. Snares, the drive of the section, hit each others sticks out of their hands, turns off one anothers' snares, and blames the cymbals for mistakes. Likes hitting rimshots as loud as possible even when not appropriate. Quints or Quads, have the biggest egos of the section and tend to boss everyone around. Also Bass Drums. Who really just serve as targets for the Snares or the Quints' sticks.

Percussionists-Snare: Cymbals! Stop fucking around and get back on beat!
Quints: We are so great that we dont even need a director. All other instruments are inferior.
Cymbals: Pancakes!
Bass: STOP HITTING MY DRUM

by Drumlover May 20, 2016

Pertussis

A "whooping" cough like disease that is often found on Lond Island. The illness is spread through making out with kids infected at your school.

Symptoms include coughing once, mono and having been in a band.

bryce killed you: i think i have pertussis.

by Samualchan June 1, 2006

Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.

The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer

by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008

Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis

Imma shove ma pernus up uranus

by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015