Pepperoni

A pizza topping that wants you to stop calling it sexy.

Person 1: I'm eating a pepperoni pizza!
Person 2: What a sexy pizza!
Person 1: ITS NOT SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by tiky May 20, 2021

pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.

"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."

by piefreak54 February 14, 2012

Pepperoni Jew

A Pepperoni Jew would be classified as a person with a large amount of acne as well as a large nose. Acne + Large Nose = Pepperoni Jew. The person doesn't necessarily have to be Jewish.

Ewwwww, Tom. What a large nose you have. Such terrible acne you have too. PEPPERONI JEW

by akaOOLA July 24, 2010

Pepperoni Pizza

During a threesome, if one partner dies, the other two just puts the body under the bed and then they watch the Iron Chef on the Food Channel.

Dawg, that threesome was goin' great until it turned into a pepperoni pizza. But that Japanese cook was making that stove his bi-atch!

by David Galvez February 9, 2008

pepperoni

a drug, heroin. buying a pizza with pepperoni really means buying heroin.

i want my pizza with some pepperoni.

by kate October 24, 2004

Pepperoni Pizza Special

To perform the Bellacinos Special. You need first a large pizza, 1 tub of garlic spread, and 5 packets of mustard. Your partner and you must be in a back hoe with an enclosed cab. Then place the pizza on your girlfriend and dump the garlic spread on her ass. Also remember she must be laying. take 4 packets of mustard and squirt them in her crouch area and then squirt one in her eye. Stick your dick in her rear and eat the pizza off her back. then when ur dick is covered in garlic spread stick ur dick in her pussy and wait til it is covered in mustard then stick ur garlic/mustard flavored dick in her mouth and blow your load. she will enjoy the special.

Wow me and my gf really had fun last night. She loves the pepperoni pizza special

by Tony Palmer August 22, 2006

pepperoni nipples

Nipples normaly the size of pepperoni , and can normaly provide an umbrella size covering over your head.

Kyle Dixons Pepperoni Nipples Provided excellent cover in the rainstorm.

by Joey Parise August 19, 2008