Mike Pence

Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people

1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.

by Lefty Wing Snowflake August 18, 2017

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Mike Pence Fly

The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.

The Mike Pence Fly only lands on the heads of idiots full of shit.

by lellow_duckie January 21, 2021

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Liar liar Pence on fire!

The appropriate exclamation when Vice President Mike Pence tells fibs on national television during a debate.

When Vice President Mike Pence lies, saying the Trump administration has reduced CO2 emissions during their tenure, the whole country gasped and exclaimed, "Liar liar Pence on fire!"

by NeologianPJG October 7, 2020

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Fly on pence/ political fly

The fly that landed on VP Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 VP debate. Can also be imagined with a top hat and an eye glass.

You see theFly on pence/ political fly ? Yeah he was very polite.

by Keira_Enright_ October 7, 2020

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Mike Pence

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.

Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!

by Fluthy April 29, 2020

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