Pelowskii

giant asshole who makes out wtih your girl freind at a fat girls bat mitzvah he also sucks up 2 everybody and makes girls like him that way and is a huge dumbass motha fucka

dude that bitch is a pelowskii

by kealin dude March 18, 2009

Nancy Pelosi

The Queen of Stonks. Suspected of slipping inside information from congress to her husband to use in stock trading. Her margins are better than investing legend Warren Buffet.

Person 1: I lost all my investments and I have to start from scratch again!!!
Person 2: Just copy Nancy Pelosi. Even with the 30 day delay her trades make bank.
Person 3: All hail the Queen of Stonks!!!

by gourmetbluewaffle May 14, 2022

Nancy Pelosi

The combined result of 80 years of drinking, drug use, lying, thievery, and whoredom.

That bitch has to be the ugliest I’ve ever seen! Yes, that’s a Nancy Pelosi.

by mrman10000101010 July 3, 2022

Pelosi

A morning shit

I woke up and had to go take a big Pelosi.

by Magaforever October 31, 2021

Plouse

descriptive term used amongst males that can serve as a noun, pronoun, or verb: the perfect word

Look at those saggy plouses. Check out that plouse. Plouse right. Did you finger her plousehole? You were so ploused last night. No Plouse!

by Jones Ortiz July 15, 2009

Pulling a Pelosi

When Corona virus rules don't apply to public officials

Look at Trump pulling a Pelosi touring the facility.

by AHuge September 8, 2020

a pelosi

“A Pelosi” is a back door illegal haircut.

My hair was getting long, but my barber shop was closed due to the COVID-19 restrictions, so I called my barber to se if I could get “a Pelosi”, sneak in through the back door to get a haircut.

by Skunk OC October 2, 2020