Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

peepsexual

Peepsexual is when u are bisexual and u don’t like men except of one the only Man U like is lilmpee

A:what’s your sexuality?
B: im peepsexual

A:what does that mean ??
B:Im bisexual but i only love peep and the rest women

by Ilovepeep January 25, 2021

penisexual

when you get that boner in the middle of something because youre staring at that hot dude with a 50 incher and hes staring at you with that fat juicy ass

Damn bro i think im penisexual

by Cedrick highsmith April 29, 2022

Pensexual

being sexually attracted to pens

Yuri from ddlc is pensexual

by IceIceMonster January 28, 2021

pedosexual

A fancy word for "Pedophilia". They want to get into the LGBTQ community so badly, but they're not accepted as one. They need to go see therapy instead of turning it into a sexuality.

Person 1: I heard my cousin is pedosexual...
Person 2: Maybe don't contact them ever again

by tropicalskies December 30, 2020

Permsexual

To be attracted to anything yet not be able to gain an erection.

(Can be shortened to Perm)

Guy 1: Did you pull that hot chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.

by MagicFingerer November 19, 2017

Pesexual

Pronounced "Pasexual"

Someone who's attraction is not define by gender, they just like people. It is different to bisexual because they say they like men and women.
A "Pesexual" just likes people.

Person 1: "So you're bisexual?"
Person 2: "No I'm... into people. I'm pesexual"
Person 1: "Ohhh!"

by PeopleExciteMe June 5, 2011