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Pecker Snot

a slang phrase for male ejaculant. also known as cum, jiz, joy juice, man-jelly, spunk, spode, jit, jizm, white tears, chowder, dong phlegm, baby batter, coconut oil, tapicoa without the fish eyes, snake oil, man mucus.
I repeatedly shoved my veiny man-meat down her semi-willing throat and shot pecker snot all over her uvula.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006
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Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.
Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?
by andy1 April 4, 2006
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perkele

The way Finnish people say hi to each other
Pena : Hello!
Matti: Perkele!
by veri siikret November 11, 2020
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pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.
After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.
by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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keep your pecker up

This phrase means "Cheer up" or "Don't worry, stay happy!" but I understand that it can cause howls of laughter in certain circles, I can't think why!

The pecker in question is probably not a penis, I think it may come from Woody Woodpecker? Or possibly pecker meaning your beak so equating to looking up?
Aarron blushed when his ancient relative exhorted him to "Keep his pecker up!". He didn't realise that she only wanted him to smile.

Gentle UD editor,as you edit those endless emos and chavs, keep your pecker up!
by w00fdawg October 10, 2005
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drop pecker

The act of hitting a home run in a baseball game topped off by pimping it out of the batters box to home plate as if it were a no-doubter all the way.
by tmart2 October 20, 2009
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Pecker Pudge

Pecker pudge: the pad of fat in middle aged men that resides below the love puff and obscures the true size of the man meat
As I caught my reflection in the bathroom mirror I realized my pecker pudge was taking over my endowment
by The linguist from Cunna August 15, 2018
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