Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Pawching

It is the act and movement of a cat species, using their paws to create a movement of punching while slapping at the same time.

He started pawching his companion once he found out he betrayed him.
Ronald started pawching them in the face.

by Jurenzke Elorsoam October 6, 2021

Pathong

Its another way to say vagina italian.instead of saying "figa" you can use "pathong"which is funnier
Ho la pathong rosa

Ho la pathong che puzza / My pathong stinks

by dariusnik February 9, 2023