Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013

High Pitched Laugh

The name for the laugh that is made when men see something so hilarious on Urban Dictionary that it makes them scream in a voice so high that they automatically ejaculate at the same time.

Dragonforce:
"The greatest power metal band in the Universe. Worship them.
These solos make ejaculation unavoidable. "

*Bob in epic high pitched laughing phase*: "HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!! XD XDXDROFLOLOLFOLMAOXDLOLOLOLOLPEN0RXDLOLROFL!!!!"

by 22MidnA22 September 3, 2009

patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Parched

To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015

Sour Patches

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

by GDOGTHEBOMB May 25, 2016