Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
Get the Palestinian alarm clock mug.When someone creates an entirely fictitious identity and tries to claim something that does not belong to them as their own all while screaming you stole it from them based on this fault identity.
A recent immigrant to the US walked into my business and demanded I leave claiming he was the rightful owner and that he'd founded it hundred's of years ago! I pointed out that I'd founded it in my bedroom and he couldn't have owned it ever having just recently immigrated to the US. He screamed and attacked me. When I fought back to defend myself he started shouting that I'd stolen his business by force. I've been Palestinianed!
by Fakestinian Nakba December 26, 2023
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Used to describe someone feeling free & liberated.
Variants of this word include;
Palestinianised - (Past Tense)
Palestinianising- (Present Tense)
Used to describe someone feeling free & liberated.
Variants of this word include;
Palestinianised - (Past Tense)
Palestinianising- (Present Tense)
I’ve finally finished all of my exams and i have nothing to worry about. I feel so palestinian.
Remember the bygone days of our palestinianised childhoods?
Can’t wait to clear this one deal with a client, 2 days of hard work then an upcoming palestinianising weekend awaits!
Remember the bygone days of our palestinianised childhoods?
Can’t wait to clear this one deal with a client, 2 days of hard work then an upcoming palestinianising weekend awaits!
by mackenzietillington May 14, 2024
Get the Palestinian mug.To lie about your family true roots, act like a victim for 80 years, and make terrible choices just further increasing your victimhood, but then demand others give up their life and their home in order to placate you, and make your life better.
The imposter Palestinianized his family origin, but still tried to demand that the deceased Hollywood star with whom they had once brushed elbows while having coffee, was his father, and insisted that he deserved the contents of this person’s estate.
by WakeUpFolks January 11, 2024
Get the Palestinianize mug.An "ethnic group" that did not exist before 1946, Palestinians are as much of a nationality as West Virginians or Tennesseans. However, they also have the tendency to randomly explode, throw gay people from rooftops, and complain when they get shot for attacking elderly people and children. Palestinians are the latest "victim" of their own behaviour.
by tnmetis December 4, 2025
Get the Palestinian mug.A very pale skinned individual from the island of Tinian, one of the three principal islands of the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.
That guy was a pale skinned Tinian or palestinian. It seems like the number of palestinians is growing, probably because of climate change or global warming or something.
by Fumbles McStovepipe November 26, 2023
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