why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

by Manbearpug June 13, 2016

Pakistani mothers

Females who think they can walk all over their children. Types of people who only care about how their kids compare to other asian kids especially about grades. Take their kids for granted and wonder why their kids hate them when they grow up and think they can say anything bad about them even when they become adults. These types of mothers are usually dangerous to their children as they spend no time with them except when they are angry, further alienating their children from them. Which explains why they know nothing about their children.

You know my mum never talks to me about anything other than grades, just like all pakistani mothers.

by truth271937 October 21, 2013

Pakistani

A slang term meaning ginger, one with red hair and freckles.

Oh you mean that pakistani?

by slapthatthang December 12, 2010

pakistan

Pakistan is a country that has caused so much misery in this world. It deceives the world by pretending to be an ally of the War on Terror but in fact it itself is a terrorist loving country.

Pakistan hides the terrorists in order to hijack the whole world and get money from naïve countries in the west, who believe Pakistan’s lies!

by ferodi July 15, 2007

lil pakistan

another name for the 239

aka
Fo Town
Fort Myers, Florida

Guy 1: where you stay at?
Guy 2: mannn my crib in lil pakistan.
Guy 1: ohhh shitttttt

or on myspace

Male
18 years old
lil pakistan, FLORIDA
United States
Last Login: 11/28/2007

by t dogggggg December 28, 2007

Parking like a Pakistani

When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk

James totally parked his car like a pakistani.

There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?

I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.

by Deshi71 September 14, 2010

pakistan

Pakistan's cricket team fixed matches in the Cricket World Cup, and as this scandal was about to become public, they took care of Bob Woolmer (Pakistani cricket team coach) before he could open his mouth. They left Jamaica without any persecution and in order to show their innocence they held a memorial for him!

Shame on the Pakistani cricket team, who cheated and caused a loss of life!

by truemannn April 20, 2007