phapsody

A musical masturbation session. To listen to music while masturbating, or to watch a porno with background music.

"Dude I recognized the music in a porno I watched the other day, it was a pretty awkward phapsody."

by Christ Figure January 6, 2012

paps

Breasts

Go on love, be a sport and get your paps out

by Ashers September 4, 2003

papsmearded

overly bearded; so weird, you're growing a beard AND getting a papsmear

That was so papsmearded!

by kevin d December 13, 2004

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005

Paps

A slang term for breasts used by Jesus Christ. These quotes are often found in the Four Gospels in the Bible.

He that shall betrayeth me shall pray he had never been born and never had paps to suck.

by Kippski August 23, 2005

pamps

A sex pest who pesters girls for naked pictures, Pamps may also think they are Pimp Daddy's and answer their phone with the greeting "ye boy" or ye girl"or "ye <recipiants name>".

Pete: send Pamps a pic of yo ass girl
Faye: No Pete! I have sent you 3 already leave me alone!

by Ishtiaque Chowdhury June 28, 2007

paipsey

The word paipsey refers to some one that is that stupid and that much of a wimp there is just no other way to describe them

Danny Jones is Paipsey

by Gtavc1210 May 27, 2010