by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006
A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity April 29, 2012
Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.
by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008
by Randy Smith June 7, 2006
"Look at his little paddles!"
by cupcakegirl74 February 17, 2017
Passing people on the street or high way in your car with your torso out the window moving your arms in a motion of paddling like you were in canoe, looks like your pushing your car ahead of the guy your passing
Driver: Hey man, paddle pass this old man
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*
by igotstylee.* September 25, 2009