Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!
I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
by Karl March 14, 2004
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Either:
1. A homeless "street entertainer."
2. A normal person, with a job, who, in order to make extra money, facades as a homeless person.
Either:
1. A homeless "street entertainer."
2. A normal person, with a job, who, in order to make extra money, facades as a homeless person.
Walk for a minute on any New York street and you are likely to find a probo.
Dude: "Hey, look at that hobo."
Dude 2: "That fucker works in the office across the street. What an asshole. He shouldn't take advantage of people like that. He's a probo!"
Dude: "Hey, look at that hobo."
Dude 2: "That fucker works in the office across the street. What an asshole. He shouldn't take advantage of people like that. He's a probo!"
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Get the Probylon mug.Extremely sensitive nasal cavities, usually only found on a monk. Sadly the owners of these accessories are bound by law to make coffee every morning for their colleagues, and moan all the while about their fate.
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