Proof'init

To consume an alcoholic beverage that contains no less then 50% whole grain alcohol. The word is derived from the word 'Proof' in which alcohol content is measured according to US standards.

I'm totally proof'init.

by DaRizzle June 22, 2009

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.

Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.

by bushleaguers August 15, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

Proof committee

absolutely fake news.

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake

by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019

Proof or Ban

Commonly used in r/WallStreetBets, a subreddit most commonly known for gambling in the stock market, “Proof or Ban” is used in response to someone who posts about a stock trade or stock position they have entered into but has provided zero proof of them being in that trade. If the user does not provide proof, they get banned from the subreddit forever.

It’s similar to the expression of “Put up or Shut Up”

Can also be used in other contexts outside of the subreddit or stocks in general. However it will work best in group chats with friends.

Friend 1: “Bro. You remember Sally? She was that super hot chick we met at the bar a couple weeks ago.

Friend 2: “Yeah, what about her?”

Friend 1: “You’ll never believe it bro, but she just sent me an Instagram dm saying that she would totally let me pipe and that I was the sexiest guy she had ever seen.”

Friend 2: “Bro you’re totally right. I don’t believe it at all. Proof or ban.”

by John “Regarded” Snow December 22, 2023