procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.

Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011

procrastination

what a majority of teenagers are best at.

"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad!

by tess.. duh October 27, 2008

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

procrastination

The driving force behind writing a research paper.

I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.

by SomeBadJoke April 18, 2006

pr0ncrastinating

the act of utilizing pornography when you should really be doing something else

"Michael caught Weslee pr0ncrastinating while the sales system was down."

by Johny Appleseed June 13, 2005

procrastination

1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........

Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...

by herebutGONE January 3, 2010

Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010