Pretender

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

by karatekidllll June 22, 2009

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

peter pangender syndrome

When a trans lesbian or a queer person thinks of themself as a girl or a boy, or a child in general, despite being in their twenties or thirties.

"He says he's a transboy."

"Isn't he thirty-two?"

"Peter Pangender syndrome."

by radicalgenius August 10, 2018

When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.

Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

Pupgender

Pupgender is a faunagender, often used by neurodivergent minors, though use can continue into adult life as all gender identities can do. The idea of puppygender is related to feeling lively, or playful like a puppy, or associating your gender directly to puppies rather than their qualities!

Closely related to Dogender/Doggender, Canisgender and Muttgender!

Tom: Hey, what do you identify as?
Jenny: Oh, Pupgender! Pronouns are pup/pup self but I also go by paw/pawself!
Tom: Nice! Pupgenders do get a lot of hate so I’m grateful you trust me enough to say this so openly.

by PupgenderPro March 21, 2023

Prender

A combination of the two words; "precious" and "tender"

person 1: yeah amanda and i just had our one month anniversary

person 2: thats so prender

by ihatebobsaget September 23, 2010

pregendertend

Pretending to be the opposite sex to get into gender specific events.

Hey man, there's a free women's only TRX class at Peak Experiences.....let's pregendertend and get in free!

by Pure Luck April 11, 2011