the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

Postal Party

AKA Post Office Party

A house-party full of "male" and "packages"

Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.

Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.

by RutgersKegs December 14, 2010

Poowan

A word used to describe a fwen that is unsure of what another relationship would do to him - good or bad

chanda: oops lol a silly fuckin poowan fell out my fanny
madu: *hehe* FORWARD THE FWEN BRIGADE
isaac: I have smegma
chanda: hello baby poowan
madu: fucking poowan
isaac: poowanhead

by Madu Wang December 22, 2019

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

Postaholic

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.

Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?

by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011

United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

postaboard

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool

Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.

by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009