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Possum Kicking

The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.
My feet hurt because I went Possum kicking with no shoes on!
by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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possum belly

Southern slang for someone with a hairy stomach in which the stomach protrudes out below the shirt line.
possum belly : Dale, you "possum bellied" bastard, stop balancing those Miller beer bottles on your gut and help me clean the trailer!
by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
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pussy possum

When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.
Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.
by Morning Wood March 11, 2012
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awesome possum

Interjection. Similar to: alrighty, awesome, schweet, coolz.

Mild & amiable in tone. Used in affirmation, agreement, or as a pleased reaction to something.

Often used as a reply to the word "awesome."
Brad: Want to go into the creepy haunted house with me?
Janet. Sure.
Brad: Awesome.
Janet: Awesome possum.
by Lady Chevalier June 13, 2005
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cosmic possum

A person whose roots are Appalachian, but who has gone on to become educated while still appreciating his or her mountain roots. Coined by Jane Hicks in the poem "How We Became Cosmic Possums" and referred to in Sharyn McCrumbs's novel, "The Songcatcher".
JohnBoy of the old TV show, "The Walton's" was the first cosmic possum.
by GiggyGennelle July 25, 2010
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dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank
Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.
by Ffej April 5, 2004
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fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019
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