That could be a porno

A term used like a "That's what she said," or a "Yo momma," or any of the sort. Only difference is it could be the title of a porno movie.
guy1: "I got the munchies!"
guy2: "That could be a porno."

girl1: "We had fun last night."
girl2: "That could be a porno."

person1: "...I'm new to this."
person2: "That could be a porno."
by icumonyoface November 04, 2010
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porno fucker

One who fucks in the fashion commonly seen in pornographic movies.
An aggressive, uninhibited, no holes barred, sexual partner.
He/She sure is a porno fucker.
I just totally was porno fucked.
Do you like to porno fuck?
Were you fucked or porno fucked?
by ABLE FOY February 04, 2009
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porno lady

Is the porno lady featuring at that strip club tonight?
by Bookworm Beauty March 07, 2019
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Porno machine

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"
by Gord lang July 03, 2009
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Porno eyes

Eyes (mostly on a female), that makes one think of a blowjob. Mostly known from different pornographic movies, where a girl is on her knees, giving a blowjob while looking the guy in the eyes.

Also just said about very seductive eyes.
Kasper: "Oh my God check out that girl!"
Mark: "Wow! Let's wait till she turns around."
*girl turns and bashes eyelids*
Kasper: "She's even got porno eyes :O!"
Mark: "She completes me" :x
by Kasper Hors March 16, 2008
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Porno mustache

1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.

2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
Man. Look at Mr.Smith he has a Porno mustache .
by whatifspacesdidntexist March 31, 2009
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porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...
Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.
by B. E. Morton June 12, 2006
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