poodophile

Like being a pedophile, but with poodles.

Guy 1: "Mmmmm, look at that poodle over there."
Guy 2: "Man, stop being such a poodophile."

by heytaylor17 November 18, 2011

PooHorrendous

A rock solid poo with massive girth.

Yo cuz! I don't speak Spanish, so tell your drunk mom to get out of my bed because I have a poohorrendous coming on and I need to hurray to the trailer park shared restroom.

by Johnny B OX June 30, 2015

Poodonda

When a female has a deathly grip compared to a anaconda.

The poodonda on that girl was lethal.

by SK8BUTTERFLY April 6, 2017

Poohoop

A variation of Anus

The Anus is the hole in the middle of your buttocks.

When you poo or fart, you're using your anus.

Gary is feeling horny, so he asks Debra “Can I put my penis in your poohoop”

If the river runs red take the poohoop instead

by D&G17 November 1, 2018

Poolosky

He is a person that you will never forget, he is sexy and charming and he is a good friend and it is pretty rare if you haven't had a crush. He is very dirty minded. He will be the best friend that isn't fake and will stay friends with you for your whole life.

Isn't that Poolosky I wish he had a crush on me.

by gulfviewkid November 3, 2019

POOMOONIE

This is the act of pulling a Moonie with Poo around your bumhole for all to see and smell.

POOMOONIE

POOMOONIE You pull you pants down to initiate the Moonie and have shit around you arse from last night session.

by Mikool77 March 6, 2023

Spooky poohole

A spooky poohole is what you have when you have your ass filled with cum on Halloween and you keep it in there until all the cum has died

Girl: Ah man, I woke up with a spooky poohole on Nov 1st 2019
Guy: Me too dude, we shouldn't drink at that bar again.

by Bythepowerofathousandbetas! October 12, 2019