PMS

Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.

Usually occurs during the winter.
Guy: Man I wish I could go riding!

Other guy: I see you have PMS.
by JordanMn July 11, 2008
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PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine)
PACK MY SHIT (masculine)
by Aunt/Aunteater January 04, 2004
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pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs
by max December 05, 2004
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The time between when a woman ovulates and the first days of her menstrual period.

A socially constructed phenomenon used by women everywhere as an excuse to bitch!

The excrutiating menstrual pain caused by uterine muscles contracting is very real.

Mood swings, bitchy-ness etc are not!!
PMS DOESN'T MAKE YOU BITCHY, YOU MAKE YOURSELF BITCHY.

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD.



and no, I'm not PMSing.
by j0813 March 12, 2005
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some thing girls have because their uterus is screaming at thier brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby.
and it makes them angry.
DOOD!!! that chick is PMSing really bad better stay away.
by Fredrica Hief May 09, 2005
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You all have it all wrong...PMS only stands for one thing...Putting up with Mens Shit...and thats a 24/7 thing...and this true definition that is a year round event!
Girl, my man is being a pain again...and he doesnt understand why I get mad and freak out on him about it...and now I have PMS...AGAIN!!
by hammergirl001 January 23, 2008
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The Metoo movement is a PMS to Donald Chump.
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