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plop pirate

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.
I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.
by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018
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Plop Swap

Bro did you see that sick video of Austin plop swapping Nicole, Jared was pissed.
by UnicornFarmer12 September 2, 2019
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Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
by stevo-k September 4, 2010
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Plop block

noun:
The other person in a public restroom that prevents one from defecating comfortably. The silence might become so overbearing that the pooper is forced to leave prematurely.

verb: to plop block.
The act of being in a public restroom while someone else is trying to defecate.
noun:
girl 1 - "I was trying to poo, but there was a girl who was putting on her makeup in the restroom and would not leave!"
girl 2 - "Man, what a plop block!"

verb:
girl 1, shouting from inside the stall - "Stop plop blocking and leave!"
by yonkers211 February 13, 2012
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Plop and Flush

When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.
Girl 1: OMG!

Girl 2: What happened?

Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.
by Original Guera July 1, 2007
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Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.
Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.
by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011
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plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.
Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
by Kaibe November 14, 2006
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