Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.

In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!

by I can't drive 55! September 25, 2010

Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016

platinum penis

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.

They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 16, 2017

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

Platinum Pussy

A mysterious female organ capable of taking control of the male brain.

Although she claims to have a Platinum pussy, we have still yet to see if it is true or a hoax.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 16, 2017

Platinum Wings

Once you've gone down on a girl and made her squirt you're said to have earnt your Platinum Wings. They are very rare, yet highly sort after.

"Went down on that bird last night, she squirted right in my face. I loved it."
"You dirty dog! You're the first person I know to get their Platinum Wings, well done Captain."

by That Guy Babaganoosh September 26, 2006

YouTube Platinum

When a YouTube video has reached 1,000,000 views. Usually a sign that the video is, in some way, worth watching.

1). "Kid Hit in the Nuts" is platinum on YouTube? Gotta watch that.

2). Tay Zonday's classic 21st century, postmodern masterpiece, "Chocolate Rain," was forever etched into public consciousness when it reached 1,000,000 views and attained YouTube Platinum.

by Tha Young Don 305 April 9, 2009