Ping

Essentially, it is when you shoot your shot with someone. Just like in networking where you "Ping" to test the reach ability of a host on an Internet Protocol network where packets are not lost, a successful ping results in getting that girl with a fat ass you've been salivating over at the gym or that hot stud across the room you've been looking at since the quarter started.

Person 1: Damn, that honey's got a phat ass.
Person 2: Bro, why don't you ping her?

by The true Scholar February 27, 2018

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A game played to determine the next in line for the spliff.

Stoner 1 - Man I'm wasted...Ping.

Stoner 2 - Huh?
Stoner 3 - Yo check this out...oh!
Stoner 4 - Oh shit, PONG!
Stoner 2 - PONG! Ohh crap...
Stoner 4 - Safe, pass that J.

by Ben Tricarico November 26, 2007

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To cock block or to fuck some one's girl

Todd got ping pinged last night. Shit mutar fucker I was fuckin Todd bitch all night.

by Chewmama November 24, 2006

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The time in which signals are transacted between seperate PCs; like pakcets, nukes, etc.

Dude, just shut yer mouth or I'll ping the hell out of ya

by Rawr. March 28, 2003

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A crude onomatopoeia used to indicate that one has an erection. Derived from comics wherein erection is associated with the text "Ping!".

More broadly, the term is used as an exclamation upon the sighting of a very attractive female, implying that the sighting has the potential to induce instant erection, or has already done so.

Sometimes used in online chat to substitute explanation in any of the cases above. I.e. the chatter will use "ping!" as a substitute for "I have an erection", or, "I agree, seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini makes me hard."

1: "I was sitting in class the other day and I saw up Lizzies skirt, and all of a sudden, PING!".

2: Tom - "Get a load of that girl in the bikini over there!"
George - "Ping!"

by MrKapper November 30, 2005

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