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Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.
Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.
by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022
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Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.
Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.
by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016
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editiovultus phobia

I cringe when I hear the word "facebook",
I may be editiovultaphobic. (editiovultus phobia)
by Thetruefiziks August 1, 2008
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doctor phobia

it can mean doctor phobia, dentist phobia(most common), optometrist phobia, psychiatrist phobia, orthodontist phobia, and any other doctors.
I heard Alisha chipped her tooth, too bad she has doctor phobia.
by Devil Kisses April 25, 2009
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Twilight-Phobia

Being scared of the book and/or the movie Twilight and/or the Twilight saga.

People who have Twilight-Phobia are called Twilight-phobic
Javi has a bad case of Twilight-Phobia.
by Shandi0104 December 17, 2008
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Tosh-Phobia

The fear, phobia of doing somthing embarrasssing or stupid becasue you think someone will get a video of it and that video will eventually make it to tosh.0.
-Did you notice how Bob did not do any tricks today at the skate park?

- Yes I did, I think Bob might have Tosh-Phobia.
by zpaul17 July 31, 2010
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hold-a-phobia

Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.
Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.
by MR. Dow Jones June 1, 2009
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