Pelican Brief

When you are getting a Blow Job and the girl also takes your balls and at the same time sticks her tongue up your ass.

You would have thought she was related to John Grisham by the quality Pelican Brief she gave me!

by Baby Arm May 28, 2008

pelican disease

when your mouth is bigger than your ass

Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.

that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.

by eviljeasus February 3, 2008

Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.

Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!

by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010

Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

pelican deluxe

a person who's such a pelican that the word pelican isnt enough to describe them

bill: you see that guy trip over, what a pelican

jayden: pelican deluxe!

by taralski May 3, 2013

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

pelican snowball

When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out

I just ate a pelican snowball.

by Kobeee!!! March 18, 2015