Payday 3

Fucking your new girlfriend but only providing half as much of what made her enjoy the previous guy

Payday 3 was so disappointing

by GameDefinitions June 10, 2024

Payday

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.

Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!"

Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"

by atiredloser December 25, 2021

payday fuck

When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.

The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.

by Mike Kahuna May 2, 2018

Payday Loan

A loan that is basically required in order to afford all the DLC a game offers.

Derived from the ungodly amount of DLC and microtransactions in Payday The Heist/Payday 2.

"Hey man, how's that game going?"
"Not great, I had to take out a Payday loan. But I finally got the ULTIMATEDESTRUKOR9000 to beat that mission!"

by AsymmetricalTesical October 21, 2017

Payday Pothole

This phenomenon happens when you spend your whole paycheck in one day on either nothing that you can think of, gas, possibly bills or owe a friend, and have $5.00 or less to go the next week with till payday.

CarL: "hey man, lets go out and get a pizza tonight, I'm tired of eating toast"

HaL: " dude... I cant do anything this week, I just hit a damn Payday Pothole, I only have $4.00 for the week"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

Payday

Most of us know as a Money day some of us know it as a candy bar and rarely do people think of it as that one board game at your grandmas house but have you ever heard of the payday with the doughnut and the weenier trick is to shoot the wiener over the pancakes to get extra points and if it the wiener goes in the wrong hole you loose points. It’s a pretty fun game

Him:Do you play payday??
Her: Which version?
Him: oh you know I love the 2nd version of payday!!

by 1radbrad1 October 10, 2019

Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.

Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.

by Copyname March 11, 2019