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Matriarchy

A form of government or society run by the best thing in the human race, woman. A matriarchy is the best thing people will ever hear of. A matriarchy can also be a family where the woman is incharge and the children fall under the woman's clan. If you have any sence at all, this is the kind of family you want to live in. A matriarchy will make the world a better place because everyone knows that women rock and are much better than men and they should run the world. Sorry white man in his sixties living in Idaho who just had a heart attack hearing about a matriarchy and probably had or will have a heart attack since Hillary Clinton may become president. You know what I'm saying is true.
"Hey did you here about the white man in his sixties living in Kansa's who had a heart attack because he heard the word matriarchy and found out what it means."
by Galaxy Mustache July 17, 2016
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Matriarchy 2

Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)
Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"

Iam "What are you talking about!?"

Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"

Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"

Hym 😑 "......... Cute."

Iam 😮 💨
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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Patriarch Syndrome

The tendency to lead or takeover shit.
Guy 1: Josh is such a bossy motherfucker

Guy 2: Right?! He’s got a bad case of Patriarch Syndrome.
by Genovani February 25, 2023
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Patriarchalmaxxing

The act of James Patterson commiting fully to patriarchy
Guys its so over, I am Patriarchalmaxxing now.
by Jordan Patty May 14, 2024
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Patriarch of MLP

An official, decorative, & ceremonial title that Liam Keel gave to himself on April 25th of 2024 to represent that he is the greatest My Little Pony creator ever and is thus the Patriarch of My Little Pony.

It is also used ceremonially in his Pony Kingdom to represent an office to hereditarily transfer Kingdom governing power through once he is gone as it would create a big power vacuum without the King of MLP Liam Keel running things.
Liam Keel using the new Patriarch of MLP title makes him 1000% cooler than any other creator!
by King Of My Little Pony February 25, 2025
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Patriarchism

Anti-fem (but also paternalism at the same time)
John is misogynistic his patriarchism is really showing
by Barthalamoo April 28, 2025
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Patriarky pen

A slang word for a man's genetalia used by weird people
"get out of here with your patriarky pen"
by Tysken_raider July 9, 2018
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