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patience you dumbass

Use it, WAIT for once.
Kelly: "Omg wait"
Roshy: "I can't"
Kelly: "Use patience you dumbass"
by MyDogVioletIsCute October 12, 2017
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Patience

Person: COME ON HURRY UP!
a normal human being with a functioning brain: do u there’s something called “patience!”
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 3, 2022
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patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011
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User Patience

What someone demonstrates when dealing with a really naive or uninformed user (customer), constantly going over the same point, and the user still not getting it, and yet still manages to get through the request.
This is often the case with users of technology or software programs submitting the request to support teams.
Support: "Yes sir. As mentioned already 4 times, it is in the lower right corner, by the send button"
User: "Oh, sorry. My bad. I was looking in the wrong place. Thank you for your User Patience."
by UrbanGorillaBoy May 30, 2024
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Patience Time

Time designed to your girlfriend and not spent playing Xbox with your stinky friends.
“Hey Abram, get on Xbox”
I can’t right now, it’s Patience Time”
by lollipopdrop May 21, 2021
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Patience

She is the most perfect girl in the world. Theres no there way to explain it. She'll always be there for you when times are tough
Boy: I wish I had a girl like patience

Me:HAHA FUCK YOU I WIN
by Isucktoes05 October 13, 2021
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Patience

she has dark brown hair beautiful greenish bluish and is most definitely someone who has the addiction of saying "ur mom" she LOVES cats and is the nicest person but sarcastic and has the best sense of humor she matches anyone's vibe. If you meet anyone like Patience KEEP HER\HIM\THEY IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER :)
OH LOOK THERE GOES MY FAV PERSON PATIENCE
by Somebodyaf November 23, 2021
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