When you shove the decorative tip from a pastry bag up your ass so you can extrude decorative shit onto a cake or other surface. Any shape can be used (ie. round, star, ruffle, petals, etc) depending on your personal taste and style.
by The Hebrew National February 17, 2023
by Biscuitandtheboys September 26, 2017
When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.
"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."
by WiJac01 September 12, 2017
When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz
by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022
by mandi November 28, 2003
Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
by titan_po May 31, 2009
A sex act performed in the following manner:
1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
by NasteeVag March 30, 2009