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Pastry puff

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy
Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?
by Cancer99 January 8, 2017
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Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.
Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!
by UrbWizard November 20, 2019
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Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.
This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.
by Jal42069 January 14, 2023
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Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.
Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.
by Cumtown April 9, 2024
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Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
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