parted

When a female is in a state of arousal and the lips of her vaginal are swollen and spread apart.

After oral sex as foreplay she was parted and ready for intercourse.

by Boydman January 24, 2007

Parnied

To be extremely drunk, usually involves passing out, fighting, throwing up, or wetting yourself. Can only be achieved by the hardest of all drinkers.

Person 1: Did you have fun at the pub last night?

Person 2: Yeah i was absolutely parnied!

by lemonsqueezer October 20, 2008

Joshua Partida

ONE OF THE BIGGEST THOTS YOU WILL EVER MEET. A PIECE OF SHIT, HORRIBLE, JIZZ STAIN OF A HUMAN BEING(is a good music teacher tho). HE IS REASON BABYS CRY WHEN THEY ARE BORN, HE IS THE REASON THE DEVIL IS A THING. HE'S LITERALLY THE ANTI-CHRIST. WILL GIVE YOU ANXIETY AND PANIC ATTACKS JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU.

"RUN ITS JOSHUA PARTIDA" the kids said while crying and running out of the band hall

"Bro you beat your wife?" "Yeah, none of your business." "Bro, your JOSHUAPARTIDA is showing."

by Boinoi May 2, 2018

DJ house parties

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 4, 2013

chex mix parties

Slang for pill roulette. A party with a bowl of pills as party favors. Everyone eats a handful.

Mike is having one of those chex mix parties. He said to bring whatever pills you can find to put in the party bowl.

by iduiSce May 5, 2018

Megan’s New Years Parties

FUCKING BANGERS.

Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties

by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020

no more parties in LA

when there is no more parties in Los Angeles

also a song featuring KanYe West and Kendrick Lamar, produced by legendary producer Madlib

Turdfacemgee: Geez, I'm so sad, man.
Bigtwat: Why, what's wrong?
Turdfacemgee: There's no more parties in LA

by ligmafreshballs March 15, 2023