Mr Parker

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.

No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!

by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019

Coach Parker

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D

Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D

by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022

Ms. Parker

Hottie neighbor who dresses and behaves provacatively in everyday situations such as gardening or checking the mail.

Coined from the movie Friday starring Ice Cube...ministers wife, Ms. Parker, did her gardening in hot shorts, bending over everytime Ice Cube walked by.

by Rottie_Grrrl August 12, 2007

Nosey Parker

Someone who is extremely nosey to the point of being an intrusive asshole.

giddy up outta here you nosey parker!

by Melodic January 5, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Jay Parked

When someone leaves their workplace computer unattended, it is their co-workers responsibility to replace the desktop background with a picture of Korean pop-singer Jay Park. This is known as being Jay Parked.

Daniel got up to take a shit and left his computer unlocked, so we Jay Parked that bastard.

by KK the hoeslayer September 14, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008