PadSlap

When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.

This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.

(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)

"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"

"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"

"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."

by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015

Padswife

The coolest, hottest, most amazing person ever.

"Have you seen Padswife's brown wavy hair?"
"Omg yeah, aren't her eyes just stunning?"

"Wow, Padswife is the funniest person on the internet! I sure do love watching their content."

by Lucy_lupin2 July 9, 2021

padsy

Slang for partner. Popularized on the golf course.

A golfer might be heard saying "Nice putt padsy. you saved our ass!" when his partner drains a 30 foot birdie putt to pull even on the $100 nassau.

by jcmiv May 22, 2007

Padster

Somebody who knows how the shit goes on the streets. Usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.

Yo dawg, you be straight illin' if you think you fly as Padster.

by Supermang September 11, 2005

Padsturbate

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

by Stonecartier July 9, 2011

padster

A closet homo who thinks they're cool but really aren't. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john's ring.

Queensbridge dweller #1 "Yo kid check out that Padster over there rimming that fat four-eyed homo"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "WORD IS BORN!"

Queensbridge dweller #1 "It's word is BOND ffs"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "PEACE GOD!"

by B.I.G ToE May 12, 2008

Padstow

Padstow is a town on the river Camel.

It's host several rich people who look down on the yokels and then the poor pick up pitchforks and touches to try to take control.
Also once a year people of Padstow become racist (well no more than normal) they dress up like little girls and some wear boot polish on their faces and walk around the town in a drunken state.

I'm going to "Padstow" for my holidays as I vote BNP

by Your all wimps September 6, 2020