Hallsta Packet

It's when you shit in the vergina then cream pie her.

I orderd her a Hallsta packet.

by Someone else than someone July 19, 2019

corona packet

packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)

"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."

by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020

Cum packet

A tied-off condom with the reservoir tip filled with semen stored in the fridge to later be served to a submissive.

I milked my slave into this condom to have fresh cum packet for him if he serves me well tomorrow.

by ktom49 December 11, 2012

Pastry packet

When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz

Girl “ damn mark you packed my pastry packet full of cream”

by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022

packet drawer

The drawer you put your extra condiment packs from carryouts

You need ketchup? Check the packet drawer!

by UnmitigatedTemerity April 14, 2022

The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

packet head

coke addict. packet is slang for cocaine in south east england

that guys just smelled his key what a packet head!

by Bigboy packet September 3, 2021