P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

S.T.P.

Stone Temple Pilots. Originally stood for Shirley Temple's pussy. But the band had to change the meaning when they became main stream.

The Band S.T.P. could still be a great band making great music if Scott Weiland could stay off the Horse.

by brutha from a nutha mutha August 30, 2008

T-P-pubes

The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit.

while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass

by kevin oneill January 15, 2006

P.T.I.

Pardon The Interruption
ESPN TV show featuring Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon debating/arguing about various issues in sports. Awesome show.

Same time tomorrow you knuckleheads!

by adsfadsffdsa July 6, 2005

d.t.p

1.Deep Throat Professional
2.Disturbin Da Peace

1. yall no tanika is a dtp
2. we d.t.p- ludacris

by ashanti1 April 6, 2008

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005