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My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.
by QuacksO July 19, 2023
Get the P.D.A. device mug.Narcissist Personality Disorder is recognized by the DSM-IV and characterized by 9 criteria:
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes they are is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. feels an entitlement with unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
6. is interpersonally exploitative
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is envious of others or believes that others are envious of him
9.arrogant, haughty behavior
Human infants assume they are the center of their universe. When the baby realizes that it does not control its parents, it gives up its fantasy of being all-powerful and becomes emotionally attached to its parents. N.D.P. is a condition in which the infant does not invest its emotions in its parents but rather, redirects them back to itself.
Narcissists surround themselves with codependents, as they tend to work beyond healthy limits to do whatever the narcissist needs. Narcissists crave power, codependents crave security. Codependent patterns of behavior include:
-Perfectionism
-Manipulation
-Lack of trust
-Lying
-Avoiding decision making and confrontation
-External referencing
-Subordinating one's needs to those of the narcissist
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes they are is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. feels an entitlement with unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
6. is interpersonally exploitative
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is envious of others or believes that others are envious of him
9.arrogant, haughty behavior
Human infants assume they are the center of their universe. When the baby realizes that it does not control its parents, it gives up its fantasy of being all-powerful and becomes emotionally attached to its parents. N.D.P. is a condition in which the infant does not invest its emotions in its parents but rather, redirects them back to itself.
Narcissists surround themselves with codependents, as they tend to work beyond healthy limits to do whatever the narcissist needs. Narcissists crave power, codependents crave security. Codependent patterns of behavior include:
-Perfectionism
-Manipulation
-Lack of trust
-Lying
-Avoiding decision making and confrontation
-External referencing
-Subordinating one's needs to those of the narcissist
"Nancy had a history of intense but short-term relationships with others. Because of her N.P.D., Nancy couldn't sustain any genuinely intimate relationships."
"Suffering from N.D.P., Brian projected all his negative feelings into his friend Phil. By greatly exaggerating and publicizing Phil's minor failures and greatly understating and ignoring Phil's successes, Brian was able to feel better about himself."
"Suffering from N.D.P., Brian projected all his negative feelings into his friend Phil. By greatly exaggerating and publicizing Phil's minor failures and greatly understating and ignoring Phil's successes, Brian was able to feel better about himself."
by Dr. Patience August 22, 2011
Get the N.P.D. mug.S.L.P.D. stands for 'Sweet Lincoln Park Dude', which refers to type of male you may commonly find in the famous upscale neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Chicago, IL. They are usually found wearing collared shirts, North Face apparrel, or designer t-shirts. SLPDs are also usually found in large groups at overpopulated bars/clubs drinking Heineken or overpriced liquor. They are always judging themselves (and others) on where they are, how they look, or how much sexual activity they can engage in.
"You want to go to that club?! Do you realize how many S.L.P.D.s will be there?!"
"Wow, maybe I should pop my collar so I can fit in with all the S.L.P.D.s here."
"Wow, maybe I should pop my collar so I can fit in with all the S.L.P.D.s here."
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Get the S.L.P.D. mug.When an adult pulls some shit that makes ya feel like a baby peed on you, can't do anything about it but it still sucks
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Get the G.O.P.D. mug.What would Optimus Prime do?
Megatron: Ha, you will never defeat the Decepticons
Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and saves the day*
Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and saves the day*
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